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Post by N3kura on Apr 5, 2009 21:38:58 GMT 8
This is the Never-Ending Story. Reincarnated from my previous forum !
Rules: 1. Each person may write as much as he or she wants. ( With a minimum of 5 words.). 2. No vulgar//sexual stuffz. 3. No flaming. 4. No double posting. 5. Have fun.
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It was a dark and stormy night... Chad was walking down an alleyway...
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Post by syrene on Apr 5, 2009 21:53:08 GMT 8
suddenly bakura,burst out from the shadows..
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Post by N3kura on Apr 5, 2009 22:00:38 GMT 8
Bokura grabbed Chad by the neck, put a knife on his throat, slowly... He edged closer to Chad's right ear... And whispered : " Why so British?!"
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Post by syrene on Apr 5, 2009 22:05:27 GMT 8
"Brit..ish?i'm an American... from A...a....merica,y..ou muppet!!"chad managed
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Post by N3kura on Apr 5, 2009 22:10:06 GMT 8
"Ah.. I see.." said Bokura as the knife drew a drop of blood from Chad's neck.
"But..." he continued.. "You can't fool me you fool who thinks he fooled me."
"You are the legendary secret agent. Chad Bond ... You cannot fool me. My Gay-dar knows all!"
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Post by syrene on Apr 5, 2009 22:19:36 GMT 8
"i guess there's no fooling you"chad uttered as he reached into his pocket for his invisible gun
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Post by kitt on Apr 5, 2009 22:20:59 GMT 8
A guy walks by and overhears the last line ...
"GAY-DAR !?" he exclaimed, "You guys seriously need girlfriends,"
He shakes his head. and draws his sharp pointy stick ....
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Post by N3kura on Apr 5, 2009 22:27:58 GMT 8
Chad was too quick for him, he whipped out his invisible gun in a blink of an eye, and as Bokura jumped away, Chad pulled the trigger and...
*FWIP*
*Newscaster's Voice*
In today's weather, the sun is shining brightly in Dindale, and there will be clouds over the mountains, and its going to be a new moo...
*FWIP*
*Anime show*
Watashiwa, Zer....
*FWIP*
*Random Voice A*
And now we return to Chad Bond : International Gay of Mystery.
Bokura had used his trick he learnt from David Copperfield and disappeared through a dimensional portal into Looney Tunes land.
Chad didn't follow the convict. He was probably going to harass people for children's trading cards.
Instead, Chad holstered his Invisi-Gun 2000 and strode out of the alley without any further interruption.
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Meanwhile...
In a Universe far, far - Okay, in this universe actually..
Was a boy. A boy whose mediclorians were off the charts, the one who would destroy the Sith. This child's name was... Kitt.
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Post by kitt on Apr 5, 2009 22:36:00 GMT 8
He was a normal boy. Just like any other boy. Nothing special.
*note: WAS*
Then one day, while playing MtG online, just as he was about to turn his Blopmate Dragon sideways to finish his opponent off, a Planar Portal opened and sucked him into Not-so-Looney realm, where he saw a guy holstering something unseen and walking down an alley towards a gang of kids playing a card game.
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Post by syrene on Apr 5, 2009 22:39:27 GMT 8
It was in that not so looney land where kitty kins pledged himself to the teachings of a master O' not so big one
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Post by N3kura on Apr 6, 2009 17:27:16 GMT 8
Chad Bond took a kid's trading cards without saying please.
And in his rage, the kid decapitated Chad with a tea cup. For he was British. Not American. Americans don't use tea cups. They use wine glasses.
And so, Chad went off to the Pearly Gates. Meeting a guy in a white robe. Just like checking into a 5-Star hotel.
"Name and occupation?" said the Angel.
"Bond. Chad Bond. International Gay of Mystery."
"Do you have a reservation?"
"Wha? Isn't this supposed to be heaven?"
"Heaven? Oh. New guy. Main entrance over there." said the Angel as he pointed to another entrance in the far left. "New arrivals over there. This is the public Message & Spa."
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Post by syrene on Apr 6, 2009 19:09:38 GMT 8
Upon reaching the main gate Chad was greeted by another guy in white robe.
"Welcome to Heaven Mr. bond"said the hooded being.
Before chad could even open his mouth,the mysterious being continued "If you'll kindly follow me Mr. bond,i'll show you where you'll be spending most of your time."
"Oh boy,i'm gonna get to live in heaven even though I'm pure evil hehe.. "Chad thought to himself as he strode down the hallway.
Moments later,
"AH!!here we are."The Angel exclaimed.
"Yea!! I'm finally here..Yippee!!where exactly are we brethren??"Chad enquired.
The Angel frown and answered "Why,The Pearly Gates Asylum of course.Where else?"
"You must be joking!! You want Chad Bond International Gay of Mystery to live in an a asylum?"Chad exclaimed
"You see Mr. bond you truly are a mystery!We couldn't figure out why you snetched a children's trading card,so God himself ordered us to run some test on you to find out what went wrong in that tiny speck of dust that you call a brain."The Angel explained.
"WOOoooo!! you mean they'll suck out my brain through my nose and run some test on it?"Chad's eyes widens as he asked. "Yea! pretty much."
"Let's do it!!"Chad said eagerly
"Vuum!!" The vacuum suction burst into life and....
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Post by N3kura on Apr 6, 2009 19:32:41 GMT 8
Meanwhile... Back in the Realm of Sanity..
Kitt wondered what the hell happened to that guy who looks like Chad Bond but can't be Chad Bond. To Kitt, that random guy who looked like Chad Bond but isn't Chad Bond suddenly lost his head and disappeared. Along with the kid.
Seeing that the other kid was left opponent-less due to his friend's very very normal disappearance, Kitt took the kid's place and played a children's card game.
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P.S. The Kid went to hell and met Lucifer, Azazel, and Beelzebub. The kid killed half of the demon population and is now the 4th Lord of Hell. Diablo.
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*After Chad's vacuuming*
"So, what do we do with him now Lord?" asked an Angel.
"Cover him in paper mache and put him in the display room. I need a new statue." boomed the voice in the sky.
"At once Lord." replied the Angel.
The Angel then snapped his fingers, and some other Angels came in to do the job.
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Post by syrene on Apr 6, 2009 20:23:17 GMT 8
"Gabriel !!" The Lord's voice echoed..
"Have you figured out what went wrong in Mr.Bond's brain?"the voice enquired with authourity.
"Well My Lord! it seems that Mr.Bond does not have a brain to begin with!" reported Gabriel.
Chad overheard the conversation between the Arch Angel and God,Chad in his feeble attempt to defend himself he managed to said the word brains out loud!"
*In Zombie language it means hey! I'm not brainless,it's just that i left my brain in my other pants*
Suddenly an idea sparked in Gabriel's mind.
"Pss!! My Lord perhaps we could send Zombie bond there to vanquish Diablo"
"Hmm!Excellent suggestion Gabriel."
Begin Operation Brains at once...
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Post by N3kura on Apr 6, 2009 20:53:22 GMT 8
Meanwhile in the Dark Lair of the Dark Lord TJ of the Order of the Comfy Pillow...
A meeting of the darkest minds of all of the realm was being held.
"So..." said TJ, the Sovereign. "What plans have your evil little minds hatched that could assure me the capture of..."
*dramatic music + pose*
"Chad Bond, International Gay of Mystery?"
*silence*
"Umm.... My Lord..." said a voice. "But he is already dead."
"And what proof do you have of this... Most esteemed Master Pain?"
"My Lord... With all due respect, but my name is Betty. We do not want any missing toes here. Anyway, the proof is this my Lord."
*a scene appeared as a hologram in the middle of the desk*
*the other evil masterminds were watching intently*
*the scene showed Chad Bond in Heaven, with his brains being sucked out*
*and the Angel doing it was... Picking his nose*
"Ah. That settles it I suppose." said TJ
"Now, moving on to that plan which involved taking over that toilet paper company..."
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Kitt got whooped by that nine year old kid.
His deck was in shambles. Shamefully, he went off in search of a... Weaker... Opponent.
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