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Post by syrene on Apr 7, 2009 20:35:41 GMT 8
"Kit...ty, Kit..ty kins..."An eerie voice echoed through the misty night.
Kitt stood rooted to the spot,holding his trading cards in a defensive manor.
"Kitty.. k..ins,you have forgotten the true meaning of a children's card game"The voice continued.
"W..ho's there?"Kitt said with a trembling voice.
"I'm am the ghost of card game's past,and I have come for you..muhuhahaha"spoke the eerie voice
*A hooded figure materialized beside kitty kins, scaring the crap out of him*
"Sta..nd ba..c..k, i have child...ren's trading card and i'm n..ot afr..aid to u.se it!" Kitt exclaimed as he held up his trading cards.
"Relax..Kitty kins i'm not here to hurt you..." the mysterious entity said but before he could finish his sentence,kitt interrupted."Course you're not here to hurt me,you're here to hurt my cards.."
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Chad Bond international zombie of mystery was spared from his horrible fate..
But unknown to Chad, Gabriel had installed a state of the arts mini fart bomb inside him and planned to use him as a sucide bomber to counter the rapidly up rising threat-Diablo
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Post by supercow on Apr 7, 2009 22:41:21 GMT 8
(ROFLMAO) ******************************************** We interrupt this programme to bring you a special broadcast message ******************************************** My fellow americans, It is with great joy today, that i, President T, 58 1/2th president of the united states of america announce to you that today, just moments ago, The American ReSarch Entourage (ARSE) have successfully discovered the cure for.......... ************************************************ Transmission END ************************************************ Now, back to the regularly scheduled program..... *deep voice sounding like Morgan Freeman* "CHAD!!! CHAD!!!... Wake up CHAD!!!" As chad groggily opens his eyes, he is greeted by the familiar face of Gabriel. "Chad, i'm pleased to announce that the operation was successfull, however......." "What???... what?? Tell me!... Tell me right NOW, goddammit!" "HEY, WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE BOY" booms the voice of God Not daring to look Chad straight in the eye, the angel breaks the terrible news. "Chad, i'm sorry, but during the operation, my nose got itchy, i tried to hold it in, but my hand slipped so umm..." *Gabriel's eyes slowly trail down Chad's body, finally resting,his eyes gazing between Chad's legs* Fearfully, Chad checks himself between his legs, releasing a shriek so high feminine, so "gay" , shocked to find that........
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